I have never talked to another Ruairidh in my life
- "the concept of extinguishing a human life really gets me aroused, it’s called a murder boner"
- "sometimes it’s ok to hit a woman, also I like the band dune rats"
- "straight up I voted for tony abbott because I dislike women"
- "fuck palestine"
There is David Cameron/George Osborne fic
I have a story that starts with me accidentally buying New York Yankees glasses and ends with me being asked by a lady on a crowded Jetstar flight what brand my glasses were
The last thing we need is a recreation of the 60’s New Radical movements
“so rich and famous, Robin Leach will get jealous” is probably one of the best lyrics ever written